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Whether you are a confirmed non-morning person, someone who requires a significant amount of time between waking and functioning, or simply someone who believes that consciousness and readiness are two completely separate states, this graphic tee is made for you and your very reasonable position.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 5.3 oz 100% preshrunk cotton - ultra-soft, breathable, and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Classic unisex silhouette - relaxed and true to size for all body types\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStructure: Taped shoulder-to-shoulder seam and seamless rib neckline for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Coverstitched collar and sleeves for a clean, polished look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: Bold just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready sarcastic humor front digital graphic - vibrant and fade-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduction: Made to order and handcrafted in 4 to 7 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShipping: Ships within 3 to 5 business days after production\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize and Fit Information\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis shirt runs true to size with a relaxed unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart before ordering and allow up to 1 inch variance due to the handmade production process. For a looser, more oversized look, consider sizing up one size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You Will Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee is the morning humor shirt that makes every non-morning person immediately feel understood and every morning person immediately understand the assignment. The just because I'm awake sarcastic graphic is printed with bold, high-resolution digital ink that stays sharp and vibrant wash after wash. The preshrunk cotton means no shrinkage surprises, and the classic unisex cut makes it easy to wear to any occasion where you want to set expectations clearly before anyone asks you to do anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-morning people who have shown up but made no promises about participation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who requires significant time between waking and functioning at any level\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny and perfectly targeted gifts for the most sarcastic person in your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCasual hangouts, lazy weekends, and everyday wear for those who are awake but not ready\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has ever been asked to do something before they were ready and needed a shirt to explain the situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach or iron directly over the printed design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eReturns and Refund Guarantee\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30-day return policy for damaged or defective items\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRefund or exchange available - your choice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo need to return in select cases - just send us a photo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOur support team is ready to help you every step of the way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead more on our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.printyourwear.com\/pages\/return-policy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"Return Policy\"\u003eReturn and Refund Policy\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat We Stand For\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt PrintYourWear, every product is made to order - no excess inventory, no waste. We believe in sustainable, on-demand production that celebrates the sarcastic, the non-morning people, and the humans who show up without making any promises about what comes next. 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